6.24.2005

nothing whoops a farm lama but a dancing bear

we spent saturday exploring what the girls have come to call the "kid trip". they think it is like a vacation because it is a whole other world. this is the second time we went to the animal exhibit. this is the first time thought that we actually got to see the bears.






The Texas Tech masked rider was on hand and the girls got their "first" autograph!

6.23.2005

celebrity injustice


i dont know about you but it seems a little crazy that someone like Michael Jackson can be a serial pedophile and get off of over 5 criminal charges and then Little Kim gets sentenced to 1 year in prison for lying.

Hey, if you are famous, just break laws all the time. Just Do It, cause you can. In the event that the legal system pursues you, you are guaranteed to get off.

Just ask OJ,



Michael ,




Kobe



Robert Blake.













Way to go guys. Congratulations on embarassing the legal system this country was founded on by leveraging the support of weak, immoral, mislead, and fickle following you have.

Frankly, you should have ended up like Scott Peterson, who simply became a celebrity because of the fickle mobs desire to watch him fry. Had he been a celebrity prior to this he would have simply been the victim.

Instead, you got off the hook like a tatertot dropped to the floor by the fry cook - dramatically missing your greasy finish.

Your previous celebrity status really saved you from justice. Your antics (oh my back! i need a dr.) are tired and played out. Soon the fickle mob, the US consumers, will tire of this. The same multibillion dollar corporations that promote, endorse, and cut your checks will realize that their consumers are lessening their support for you - which in turn equates to less money for the corporations. Soon enough these companies will turn to please the mob in pursuit of exploiting you and making more money in your demise than your blemished future.

They will realize that a public, organized, and dramatic demise (not so much unlike the roman gladiators) is a HUGE revenue stream. They could profit much more, have a much greater ROI on you (the celebrity), by taking such trash and letting the mob pay millions to watch your public deminse in some gladiator fashion.

Think it wont happen? The corporations see dollars, the publics hunger for "reality" this and "reality" that will only seal the "Death Match" arising. It may not be in an arena, or a public execution, but the public will want blood. They will want entertainment.

MTV is a leader in pleasing GenX. They started reality programming. You might even remember the "playdoh" Celebrity Deathmatch series they had on. They have always been ahead of their time and more robust networks capitalize on their ideas. The next derivitive is sure to be "Reality Deathmatch!"

Why do you think that after Mike Tyson defuncted and chewed Holyfield's ear off that everyone watched his next fight and his every move.



People wanted to see him snap. To see him regress to a beast and fight like a cannibal as if he was fighting for his life.

Imagine if celebrities found guilty had to be subjected to the new "RDM"

Verdict: Guilty.
Sentenced: To battle Iron Mike Tyson in a barefist fight to the death. Anything goes. No time restrictions.

Event: Friday Night, 7PM PST, MGM Grand - Las Vegas
Tickets: start at $2500
Pay per view: $500




Thats the ticket! You'll make millions. Where is Don King on this one. Hey man, now you can get away with murder and make money at the same time and not worry about it!

6.19.2005

dancing, tumbling, and tap!


well, as if we did not have enough going on, the girls are in dance, tap, and gymnastics.


they are loving it, as are we. 2 hours twice a week in the evening time for us to just relax and have dinner. plus, they are exhausted when they are done. cranky - yes, but no trying to stay up all night!

mommy got her wisdom teeth pulled out today too! she is doing well and sleeping. she will be out of commission for a few days.